madamelokiofasgard:

roseclear:

mysteryandcheekbones:

groomp:

methamphetadean:

your-dusty-gamecube:

sienna-the-lovely-passenger:

teamfreekickass:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

momotaruo-mikoshiba:

brando-relatable:

sasstronauuut:

photoncerberus:

amazing

'irina is a muslim name'
it’s actually an orthodox russian name but okay

"is lamia a real curse"

good fucking bye

"slade is a total douchebag"

ikr im such a dick

"hannah is a palindrome"

well duh

elijah is a man of like passion

"Sienna is a shade of what colour"
They couldn’t even spell the word color right *exhales* Goddamit.

"Cassidy is a christian"

I’m not but…ok

"colleen is a slapper"

yep

"tyler is a stupid name"

wow

Mike is a theory

Nicole is a mermaid

"Kris is a boys name"

…well this is both boring and disappointing. i prefer the second one:

"Kris is a good leader"

Abigail is a pretty name. Well that’s lame.

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

make me choose - allisonartgent asked:
↳ allydia or sciles

educated-ignorance:

hersheywrites:

Y’all quick as fuck with these gifs.

This was important though.

I need every pretentious college student to see this tho. This is an important PSA.

twerkingderp:

iconic

"Moses, please…"
"Goodbye, brother."

beantownbailout:

mustaleski:

matildathedragonfly:

knownorwegian:

In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.

and in swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying ”älskling” which translates into ”my beloved one” 

And in Finnish we say “mulkvisti” which means “one I don’t hate as much as the others”

*squints at finland*

mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

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